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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:52
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Loons and Moons
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Steelers' T.J. Watt Reportedly Won't Attend Minicamp Amid Desire for New Contract - Bleacher Report
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
What is a good tool for product analytics besides Google Analytics?
No go.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can consumers verify the power claims of light therapy devices?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Being fat is a trap - Hacker News
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Baby saved by gene-editing therapy 'graduates' from hospital, goes home - ABC News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Panthers' winning formula goes missing in Stanley Cup Final Game 1 loss to Oilers - NHL.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
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Lies of P DLC expansion ‘Overture’ now available - Gematsu
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Microsoft confirms auth issues affecting Microsoft 365 users - BleepingComputer